"rishta banana itna aasan hai
jaise MITTI pe MITTI se MITTI likhna
aur rishta nibhana itna mushkil hai
jaise PANI pe PANI se PANI likhna.."
"arz kiya hai, LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain
logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k
husband k marne k fayde batate hain...."
"always welcome a new day with
a SMILE on ur lips,
Love in ur heart,
Good thoughts in ur mind
and u will have a wonderful day"
" kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti
to aap k GUM hum recieve karte
apni KHUSHIYAN aap ko send karte
aapki NARAZGI delete karte
aur aapki YADON ko save karte."
" in case of power cut in america they call the power office
in JAPAN they test the fuse
but in INDIA they check neighbours house, sabki gai hai ki nahi?"
"sardar ji : ye TV kitne ka hai?
salesman : hum sardaron ko koi chiz nahi bechte.
sardar after one week with clean shaved face : ye TV kitne ka hai?
salesman : hm sardaron ko koi chiz nahi bechte.
sardar after one month full angrez banke : whats d cost of dat TV?
salesman :hm sardaron ko koi chiz nahi bechte.
sardaar gusse me: tujhe har baar kaise pata chal jata hai ki main sardar hun..?
salesman : kyonki ye TV nahi MICROWAVE OVEN hai..."
" a beautiful luv story :
a girl n boy loved very much
bt suddenly girl died
after sometime her voice came from the sky---
1 vaada tha ek vaade k peeche, tu milega mujhe har gali, har darwaje k piche!
tujhse pyar bahut kiya tha par 1 tu hi nahi tha mere janaje k piche!!
suddenly voice of boy came---
1 vaada tha ek vaade k piche main milunga tujhe har gali har darwaje k piche
tu ne hi mud kar nahi dekha , ek aur janaza tha tere janaje k piche."
" If world refuses to help you. Just remember the words of Einstein--
I am thankful to all those who said no,
its because of them i did it myself."
"khamosh the hum to magrur samajh liya,
chup the hum to majbur samajh liya,
yahi aapki galti hai ki kareeb the hum,
fir hi aapne door samajh liya."
" pure relationship is like sugarcane...
you crush it ....
twist it...
squeeze it...
beat it to pulp....
all that u'll get is only sweetness..."
"Sometime love is for a moment
n some time love is for life time.
but sometimes a moment with the one u love is enough to spend a life time."
"chiragon me agar noor na hota to tanha dil itna majbur na hota,
kasam se hum aapse milne jarur aate agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota"
"din beet jaate hain suhani yaaden bankar,
baaten rah jaati hain kahani bankar,
par dost to hamesha kareeb rahenge,
kabhi muskaan to ankhon ka pani bankar"
"i want to go back to d time when "getting high" meant "on a swing"
when "drinking" meant "apple juice",
when "dad" was d only "hero",
when love was "mom's hug",
when "dad's shoulder was "d highest place on earth",
when ur "worst enemies were "ur siblings",
when d only thing that could "hurt" were "skinned knees",
when the only things "broken" were ur "toys",
n when "goodbye" meant "till tomorrow".
cheers to childhood!!!!
"banke ajnabi mile the jindgi ke safar me,
in yadon ke lamhon ko mitaenge nahi,
agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki,
to vaada hai hum bhi aapko bhulenge nahi."
"Biggest loss in life -
kisi ki ankhon me aansu aapki wajah se...
Biggest achievement in life -
kisi ki aankhon me aansu aapke liye.."
"rooth jao to mana lenge hum,
door jao kitna bhi paas bula lenge hum,
dil aakhir dil hai koi samunder ki ret nahi,
ki likh kar naam aapka mita denge hum...kv"
"aankhon me khushi, labon par hansi,
gham ka koi naam na ho, aapko jahan ki saari khushiyan mile,
in khushiyon ki kabh sham na ho!!!"
"What is difference between Problem, Talent N Kismat??
2 boys love 1 girl = problem.
1 boy loves 2 girls = talent
2 girls love 1 boy = kismat"
"Hogi kisi ki tammna sitaron ko pane ki,
Hamari to chahat hai sitara ban jane ki,
Koi to chahta hoga kisi ko dil me basana,
Hamari to adat hai dil me bas jane ki."
"Nazron ko nazaron ki kami nahi hoti,
phulon ko baharo ki kami nahi hoti,
phir q hame yaad karoge aap,
aap to asmaan ho aur asmaan ko to sitaron ki kami nahi hoti.."
"I used to think that dreams dont come true,
but this quickly changed the moment i laid my eyes on you"
"tute hue patte ka dard uski shakh se poochiye,
dharti ki pyaas barsaat se poochiye,
kitna yaad karte hain hum aapko,
ye humse nahi khud apne aap se poochiye."kv."
"relationship is like tajmahal,
everybody will wonder how beautiful it is?
"1-- ek din ki jindagi mile to "RAB KO RAAZI"
2--Maut saamne ho to "ROOH AASANI SE NIKLE"
3-- Dost aur pyar me pahli pasand "MUSIBAT K WAQT JO SATH NIBHAYE"
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!" :-)
