"rishta banana itna aasan hai
 jaise MITTI pe MITTI se MITTI likhna
 aur rishta nibhana itna mushkil hai
 jaise PANI pe PANI se PANI likhna.."

"arz kiya hai, LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain
 LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain

logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k
husband k marne k fayde batate hain...."

"always welcome a new day with
a SMILE on ur lips,
Love in ur heart,
Good thoughts in ur mind
and u will have a wonderful day"

" kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti
  to aap k GUM hum recieve karte
  apni KHUSHIYAN aap ko send karte
  aapki NARAZGI delete karte
  aur aapki YADON ko save karte."

" in case of power cut in america they call the power office
  in JAPAN they test the fuse
 but in INDIA they check neighbours house, sabki gai hai ki nahi?"

"sardar ji : ye TV kitne ka hai?
 salesman : hum sardaron ko koi chiz nahi bechte.
 sardar after one week with clean shaved face : ye TV kitne ka hai?
 salesman : hm sardaron ko koi chiz nahi bechte.
 sardar after one month full angrez banke : whats d cost of dat TV?
 salesman :hm sardaron ko koi chiz nahi bechte.
 sardaar gusse me: tujhe har baar kaise pata chal jata hai ki main sardar hun..?
 salesman : kyonki ye TV nahi MICROWAVE OVEN hai..."

" a beautiful luv story :
  a girl n boy loved very much
 bt suddenly girl died
after sometime her voice came from the sky---
1 vaada tha ek vaade k peeche, tu milega mujhe har gali, har darwaje k piche!
tujhse pyar bahut kiya tha par 1 tu hi nahi tha mere janaje k piche!!
suddenly voice of boy came---
 1 vaada tha ek vaade k piche main milunga tujhe har gali har darwaje k piche
 tu ne hi mud kar nahi dekha , ek aur janaza tha tere janaje k piche."
                        

" If world refuses to help you. Just remember the words of Einstein--
  I am thankful to all those who said no,
  its because of them i did it myself."

"khamosh the hum to magrur samajh liya,
chup the hum to majbur samajh liya,
yahi aapki galti hai ki kareeb the hum,
fir hi aapne door samajh liya."

" pure relationship is like sugarcane...
  you crush it ....
  twist it...
  squeeze it...
  beat it to pulp....
  all that u'll get is only sweetness..."

"Sometime love is for a moment
 n some time love is for life time.
 but sometimes a moment with the one u love is enough to spend a life time."

"chiragon me agar noor na hota to tanha dil itna majbur na hota,
kasam se hum aapse milne jarur aate agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota"

"din beet jaate hain suhani yaaden bankar,
baaten rah jaati hain kahani bankar,
par dost to hamesha kareeb rahenge,
kabhi muskaan to ankhon ka pani bankar"

"i want to go back to d time when "getting high" meant "on a swing"
when "drinking" meant "apple juice",
when "dad" was d only "hero",
when love was "mom's hug",
when "dad's shoulder was "d highest place on earth",
when ur "worst enemies were "ur siblings",
when d only thing that could "hurt" were "skinned knees",
when the only things "broken" were ur "toys",
n when "goodbye" meant "till tomorrow".
cheers to childhood!!!!

"banke ajnabi mile the jindgi ke safar me,
 in yadon ke lamhon ko mitaenge nahi,
 agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki,
 to vaada hai hum bhi aapko bhulenge nahi."

"Biggest loss in life -
 kisi ki ankhon me aansu aapki wajah se...
 Biggest achievement in life -
 kisi ki aankhon me aansu aapke liye.."

"rooth jao to mana lenge hum,
 door jao kitna bhi paas bula lenge hum,
 dil aakhir dil hai koi samunder ki ret nahi,
 ki likh kar naam aapka mita denge hum...kv"

"aankhon me khushi, labon par hansi,
 gham ka koi naam na ho, aapko jahan ki saari khushiyan mile,
 in khushiyon ki kabh sham na ho!!!"

"What is difference between Problem, Talent N Kismat??
 2 boys love 1 girl = problem.
 1 boy loves 2 girls = talent
 2 girls love 1 boy = kismat"

"Hogi kisi ki tammna sitaron ko pane ki,
 Hamari to chahat hai sitara ban jane ki,
 Koi to chahta hoga kisi ko dil me basana,
 Hamari to adat hai dil me bas jane ki."

"Nazron ko nazaron ki kami nahi hoti,
 phulon ko baharo ki kami nahi hoti,
 phir q hame yaad karoge aap,
 aap to asmaan ho aur asmaan ko to sitaron ki kami nahi hoti.."

"I used to think that dreams dont come true,
but this quickly changed the moment i laid my eyes on you"

"tute hue patte ka dard uski shakh se poochiye,
 dharti ki pyaas barsaat se poochiye,
 kitna yaad karte hain hum aapko,
ye humse nahi khud apne aap se poochiye."kv."

"relationship is like tajmahal,
 everybody will wonder how beautiful it is?

"1-- ek din ki jindagi mile to "RAB KO RAAZI"
  2--Maut saamne ho to "ROOH AASANI SE NIKLE"
  3-- Dost aur pyar me pahli pasand "MUSIBAT K WAQT JO SATH NIBHAYE"
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.




Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.



The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"



The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left.



Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"



"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"



"Which present?" She asked.



"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"



"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!" :-)

Introduction to Nanoscience

Introduction to Nanoscience


alamo.nmsu.edu/~vlombran/Nanoscience_Education_Specific_Teaching_Materials.html

Nanozone.org

"If u lose your mobile"

Got an interesting fact to share.. Now days each one of us carry Hi Fi Mobile devices and always fear that it may be stolen.

Each mobile carries a unique IMEI i.e International Mobile Identity No which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.

This is how it works!!!!!!

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.

2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit .

3. Note down this no anywhere but except your mobile as this is the no which will help trace your mobile in case of a theft.

4. Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI no. to cop@vsnl.net

5. No need to go to police.

6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet.

7. You will find where your hand set is being operated even in case your no is being changed.

If u lost your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.net with the following info.

Your name :

Address :

Phone model :

Make :

Last used No :

E-mail for communication :

Missed date :

IMEI No :

Create Table without using mouse and menus

Do you know It-s possible create Table without using mouse and menus in MS word and Outlook. Here its that?

Type the content (+--+---+--+) in Microsoft Word and press Enter. One row of a table will be created and for more rows you can press TAB.

Step 1:                 +----+------ --+-----+

Step 2: (After pressing Enter having the cursor at the last -+-Result will be like the below one)

Step 3: (press TAB to create more Rows)

In this ' + ' represents the column borders and ' - ' represents the length of the each column. Just try this...

Jokes

"Aaj ka sawal-- Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai??
......
.......
very simple..... Ladki sundar ho to ho jati hai aur agar Ameer ho to karni padti hai............"

"Cutest Msg--A cute new born baby asks d doctor--do u have msg pack??
Doctor ya i have but why?
BABY- send msg to GOD that i reached safely n ask him 2 send my Girlfriend soon....."

Prince Charles & Lalu were having dinner.

Prince said,"Pass the Wine Devine".

Lalu thinks "How Poetic?"

Lalu Says,"Pass the Custard You Bastard"....

"Some formulas for employee success:

1- Bane raho pagla kaam karega agla

2- Bane raho lull salary pao full

3- Mat lo tension, nahi to family payegi pension

4- Kaam se daro nahi kaam ko karo nahi.

5- Kaam karo ya na karo kaam ki fikar jarur karo

    aur fikar karo na karo but Zikar jarur karo"

"think u r sitting in front of computer,

 what computer will think?

u know?

"INTEL inside MENTAL outside."

haa haa haa.....

wait......

don't laugh! joke is not over.

u r standing in front of fridge,what fridge will think?

"cool inside fool outside!!!"

now laugh....

"machhar ka baccha pehli baar uda,

  jab wapis aaya to baap ne poocha -"kaisa laga ud ke?"

  maccha r bola bahut accha, jidhar bhi gaya log taliyan baja rahe the...."

"a man lost alone on an island.
  one day he decided to build a wood boat....
  suddenly a girl came there & the man use the wood 4 making bed..
  Moral = a girl can change ur aim"

"Santa - aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai. kya khilate ho?
  Banta - wo sher hi hai, pyar wyar k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai"

1-Manager asked sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


2-After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


3 - One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


4 - Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

5 - When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


6 - Interviewer: just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!


7 - Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


8 - Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!


9 - Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

A tragic LUV Story -

A PIG fell in love with a HEN.

1 day they kissed each other...

next day PIG died  of BIRD FLU

and BIRD died of SWINE FLU

"AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI".....

"A poor man catches a fish,

wife can not cook due to

NO GAS

NO OIL

NO LIGHT

man puts the fish back in the river.

Fish comes up and shouts

CONGRESS JINDABAD"

"AAM jindgi - hum 1 b ladki nahi pata sake, college k 4 saal barbaad ho gaye.

  Mentos jindagi - 1 b ladki hame nahi pata saki, unke 4 saal barbaad ho gaye."

"dosti ho to aisi-----

  Viru- main apna purse ghar bhul aaya hoon mujhe 1000 rs chahiye..

   Jai - dost hi dost ke kaam aata hai, le 10 rs , riksha kar aur purse le ke aaja..."

"1 ladka apni Gfriend ka cell check karta hai ye dekhne k liye ki usne kis naam

  se uska no save kiya hai. Jab usne miss call di likha aaya--

  Murga no -- 8."

" give me answer : agar aankhen milne k baad 2 aur 2 = 4 ho jati hain

    to do dil milne k baad 1 kyon ho jaate hain?"

"Hights of diplomacy..

  Forgetting GF's bday & later telling her

  "how can i remember ur BDAY honey, when u never look an year older..."

" 1 nursery class ka bachha bola - mam mai aapko kaisa lagta hoon?

   mam - so sweet.

   bachha apne side k ladke se - Dekha maine kaha tha na ki line marti hai..."

"17 century ki mom 2 her son - beta apne religion ki ladki se hi shadi karna.

  18 century ki mom - apne caste ki

  19 century - apne level ki

  20 century - apne desh ki

  21 century - koi bhi ho, kaisi bhi ho per ladki se"

"wife - shaadi ki raat aap ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa laga?

  husband - main to mar hi jaata agar mujhe hanumaan chalisa yaad na hota!!"

"NEWS - indian player lost gold in long jump....

  SARDAR - he deserves to be lost!

                      who told him to wear gold while going for long jump!"

"wo aaye hum dekhte rahe , wo muskuraye hum chup rahe,

  wo bolte rahe hum sunte rahe, unhone kuch poocha hum shant rahe,

  jab wo jane lage hum chillaye - sir attendance to le lo.."

"1 baccha apni maa se pitne k baad ghar k bahar baitha tha.

  baap ne pucha k bahar kyon baitha hai?

  baccha bola- papa tumhari biwi k sath ab mera guzara nahi ho sakta."

"2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together,

  bt if they see a girl only 1 will blink..

  Moral - a girl can break any relation ! so be aware."

"Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai

Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,

use jo mohabbat samjhe,

wo sabse bada gadha hai."

Some Laws....Newton forgot!

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


"shakespeae said...........
  nothing to me.
  did he say something to you??
  .............................
  nahi na.
  agar kuch bole to batana,dekh lenge saale ko!!!"

"santa: lalaji dettol ka sabun hai kya?
  lalaji : naak se ungli nikalte hue, haanji hai!!!
  santa : phir haath dho k 500 gm chawal de digiye!!'

"hum bhi smart, aap bhi smart.
 Hum bhi good looking, aap bhi good looking.
 bus 1 chota sa firk hai--
 hum DIL se saaf aur aap DIMAAG se....."


"ae khuda barish krva de,
 bas ek katori pani bharva de,
 or jo mujhe abhi msg nhi karte,
 usi katori me unka mobile dubva de,e
"na rahega phone, na bajegi tone"

"ek baccha toffee kha raha tha,ek aadmi bola itni toffe khana accha nhi. Boy-mere dadaji 105 saal jiye the. aadmi- wo toffee khate the?? Boy - nahi apne kaam se kaam rakhte the."

Why are friends necessary?

The Brand India

 Study this small story, Hope that makes a BIG change in YOU


Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it.

He held it up for all to see & asked the students

"How much do you think this glass weighs?"

'50gms!' ..... '100gms!' .....'125gms' ...the students answered.

.

"I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my

question is:

What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?"

'Nothing' …..the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the

professor asked.

'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student

"You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?"

"Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis

& have to go to hospital for sure!"

….. ventured another student & all the students laughed

"Very good.

But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?"

asked the professor.

'No'…. Was the answer.

"Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?"

The students were puzzled.

"What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again.

"Put the glass down!" said one of the students

"Exactly!" said the professor.

Life's problems are something like this.

Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.

Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache.

Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able

to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life,

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day

before You go to sleep..

That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong &

can handle any issue,

any challenges that comes your way.

So, when you leave office today,

Remember my friend --

'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! '

30 states,1618 languages, 6400 casts

6 religion, 29 major festivals.

1 country - INDIA

JAI HIND

* The number of companies listed on the Bombay Stock Exchange, at more than 6,000, is second only to NYSE.
* Four out of 10 Silicon Valley startups are run by Indians.
* With 800 movies per year , India's film industry overshadows Hollywood.
* The organized lottery market in India is US$7bn (2% of GDP)
* India consumes a fifth of the world's gold output.
* Indians account for 45% of H1-B visas issued by the US every year
* Growing at 6%, in 25 years Indian GDP(on a PPP basis) will be at the same level the US is at today
* Six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.
* Bank deposits in India roughly equal 50% of its GDP C again, among the highest in the world.
* Indian Railways is the largest railway network in the world under single management
* India has the third largest army in the world, nearly 1.5 million strong.
* India is the largest producer and consumer of tea in the world, accounting for more than 30% of global production and 25% of consumption.
* India is the world’s premier center for diamond cutting and polishing. Nine out of every 10 stones sold in the world pass through India.
* India has the highest number of annual bulk drugs filings (77) with USFDA.
* India is home to the largest number of pharmaceutical plants (61) approved by USFDA outside the US.
* India’s Hero Honda is the world's largest motorcycle manufacturer, with 2002 production of 1.7m units.
* Other than US and Japan, India is the only country to have built a super computer indigenously.
* Indian Railways is the largest employer in the world, with a staff of 1.6 million people.
* India is the second largest cement producing country in the world, producing more than 110 m tones.
* Of the fortune 500 companies, 220 outsource their software-related work to India.
* There are 8,500 Indian restaurants in the U.K.15% of the country’s total dining-out establishments.
* India is the largest democracy in the world, with nearly 400m voting in the last national elections.
* India has the second-largest pool of scientists and engineers in the world.
* India has the third largest investor base in the world
* According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds.
* The Kumbh Mela festival, held every 21 years in the city of Allahabad, attracts 25 million people CE more than the population of 185 of the 227 countries in the world.
* The Indian city of Varanasi, also known as Benares, is the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world today.
* There are 3.22 million Indians in the US.
* Indians are the richest immigrant class in the US, with nearly 200,000 millionaries.
* India is ranked the sixth country in the world in terms of satellite launches.
* There are over 70,000 bank branches in India among the highest in the world.

USED vs LOVED

While a man was polishing his new car,his 4 years old son picked up a stoneand scratched lines on the side of thecar. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times not realizinghe was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all hisfingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyeshe asked, 'Dad when will my fingers growback?'The man was so hurt and speechless;he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions......sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

The next day that man.. committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits;

choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovelylife & remember this:Things are to be used and people are to be loved.The problem in today's world is that people are used while things are loved.

Let's try always to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used,People are to be loved.
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
I hope you have a good day no matter what problems you may face it's the only day you'll have before it's over.

Avoid Negative Thoughts, People, Things and Habits.
Believe in yourself.
Consider things from every angle and others points of view.
Dare to Dream and Dream Big
Energy, Excitement and Enthusiasm is in your blood.
Family and Friends are hidden treasures ; enjoy these riches.
Give more than you planned to.
Have a good sense of humour.
Ignore Criticism, Ridicule and Discouragement from others.
Jump on Problems because they are Opportunities in disguise.
Keep up the good work however hard it may seem.
Love yourself, just as you are.
Make Impossibility a Possibility.
Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
Prefect Practice makes you perfect.
Quitters never Win and Winners never Quit.
Reward yourself for every small success and achievement.
Stop Wasting your Time and Procrastinating important Goals.
Take control of your Life and your Goals.
Understand so that you could Understood.
Visualize your Goals and Dreams everyday.
Win over your own weaknesses and make them as your Strengths.
Accelerate your efforts
Yes Yes Yes, Yes you Can and You Will
Zap your Stress and Enjoy your Life..


"Line by swami viveka nanda...
  EGO always is a double edged sword,
  which cuts popularity in the outer world and purity in   the inner  world."

"Be gratefull that you don't have everything you want....
  that means you still have an opportunity to be happier than you  are today!!!"

 

Nice one and very relevant !

VERY SHORT, MOST EFFECTIVE AND HOW TRUE...

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it."

WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND LEAVE ON TIME. GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.

"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"

lightweight

"Tum jo hansti ho main bhi khush hota hoon
tumhare gam mein main bhi hamesha rota hoon
diya hai yeh haq kiya hai pyaar tumne
ya kiya hai mujh par gazab ka adhikar tumne!"

"Why is industrial growth so slow in Tamilnadu, Karnatka & Kerla?

Bcoz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting, folding and holding the Lungi."

"Patni- Sunoji Aapko Mujhme Sabse Zyada kya Accha Lagta Hai,Meri Beauty Ya meri Akalmandi?

Pati- mujhe to teri ye Mazak karne ki adat sabse acchi lagti hai!!!"

"Love and friendship are walking in a village.
Love falls down in a well.
why?
because Love is blind.
Friendship also jump inside.
why?
Focat ki shaanpatty."

"In hawaon me apni khushboo chod gaya koi,
yun hame chu ke chala gaya koi,
Tanhai aur andhere me khush the hum
Phir intezar ki wajah de gaya koi"

"Wo Roye to Bahot Par Mujhse Muh Mod K Roye,
Koi Majburi Hogi jo Dil Tod K Roye,
Mere Samne Kar Diye Mere Tasvir k Tukde,
Pata Laga Mere Piche Wo Unhe Jod k Roye."

"Kabhi Kabhi AANSU Muskurahat se jyada keemti hote hain,
 Kyonki MUSKURAHAT sab k liye hoti hai
Magar AANSU sirf unke liye hote hain
Jinhe hum KHONA nahi chahte hain."

"Hichkiyan dilakar ye kaisi uljhan badha rahe ho?
 Ankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Bas itna bata do hame yaad kar rahe ho
Ya Apni yaad dila rahe ho??"


"Har khushi, khushi mange tumse,
Jindgi Jindadili mange tumse,
Ujala hi ujala ho kismat me tumhare itna ki,
Suraj bhi roshni mange tumse" 

"NOW leave your bed and look, A glow  from east rising,
and steping in full of its freshness and gladness, To provide  the world
a new hope for today, and a special wish for you is GOOD MORNING!"

"Bhul se agar koi bhul ho gayi ho to
  Bhul samajh kar bhula dena
  Bhulana sirf bhul ko
  Bhul se kabhi hame na bhula dena."

"Door hai aapse to koi gam nahi
  Door rahke bhi bhoolne wale hum nahi
  Kisi wajah se mulakaat na ho to kya hua
  Aap ka khayal bhi mulaqaat se kam nahi"

"dosti ka pehla paigam aapke naam,
  zindagi ki aakhiri shaam aapke naam ,
  is safar me sath hain hum dono,
  is dosti ko nibhana hai aap ke naam..."

"Best love TIP---
  kabhi ye mat socho ki aapki girlfriend ne aapko kitna romantic SMS bheja hai,
  hamesha ye socho ki wo SMS usko kisne bheja hoga??"

"Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna
Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae,
Jaab bi uthenge tuffan ban kar uthenge,
Abhi uthne ki thani nahi hae."

"Coins always make sound,But the currency notes are always silent.So, when your value increases,Keep yourself calm and silent."

"I studied everything but never topped,
  but today the toppers of the best universities are my employees"
                                                                    ---BILL GATES
  Attitude is everything follow this for success." 

"Khwabon me jeena jab aadat ban jaati hai,
Hakikat ki dunia berang nazar aati hai,
Koi intezar karta hai jindgi k liye,
aur kisi ki zindgi intezar me guzar jati hai"

"Thought for whole life :
Treat everyone with love, even those who are rude to you.
not because they are not NICE, but bcoz u r NICE."

"Living is very simple,
  Loving is also simple,
  Laughing is too simple,
  Winning is also simple,
  Then what is difficult??
  Being SIMPLE is very difficult."
 

"Everyday is special if u THINK so...
  Every moment is MEMORABLE if u feel so...
  Every one is unique if u SEE so...
  Life is beautiful if u LIVE so..."


"Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot..."

"ADMIRE those people who find TIME for you in their TIMETABLE
  But RESPECT those who DON'T CONSULT their timetable when you NEED them."

"Only two type of person are happy in this world.
   1st is MAD and 2nd is CHILD.

   Be MAD to achieve what you desire...
   and be a CHILD to enjoy what you achieved..."

"Small but powerful inspiring msg forever--
  If u want to shine like sun, first you have to burn like sun."

"zindgi ABCD hai yakin nahi?
A = Aitbaar
B = Bharosa
C = Chahat
D = Dosti
E = Enaayat
F = Faisla
G = Gham
H = Humdam
I = Intezaar
J = Justuju
K = Khayal
L = Lamhe
M = Mohabbat
N = Narazgi
O = Omeed
P = Pyar
Q = Qismat
R = Rishte
S = Samjhauta
T = Tamanna
U = Udasiya
V = Virasat
W = waada
X = Xcuse
Y = Yaaden
Z = Zindagi"

"Takdeer k khel se nirash nahi hote,
Zindgi me kabhi udas nahi hote,
Hathon ki lakiron pe yakin mat karna,
Taqdir unki bhi hoti hai jinke hath nahi hote"


"Manzil unhi ko milti hey
Manzil unhi ko milti hey
Jinke sapno mei jaan hoti hey

Pankh se kuch nahi hota
Pankh se kuch nahi hota
Honsole se udan hoti hey"

"Life is a book of mystries,you will never know which page will bring a GOOD TWIST
  so keep on reading,because happiness comes when its most unexpected."

 "Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pey sawaar ho jaaye,
Hum kehtey hain ke ishq itna karo,
Key patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye.............""Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge.""Uthati Lehron ko saahil ki darkaar nahin hoti
hauslon ke aage koi deewar nahin hoti
jalte huye ik chiraag ne aandhiyon se kaha
himmat hai to bujha ke dikha
jalne ke liye mujhe kono ki darkaar nahi hoti""Mushkilon mein bhag jana asaan hota hai
har pehlu zindagi ka imtihan hota hai
darne walon ko kuchh milta nahi zindagi mein
aur ladne walon ke kadmon mein jahan hota hai"

"Jivan me safal hone ke liye 3 factory jaroor lagao
1- Brain me ICE factory
2- Zuban me SUGAR factory
3- Heart me Love factory
Phir life hogi SATISFACTORY."

"It feels good to stand on ground and watch up high at ur AIM.
But it feels BEST when you stand up HIGH and others watch you as their AIM"

"The audience see a Joker as Joke, The Joker see himself as Performer,
Life is a CIRCUS, The way you see yourself, may not be the way others see you.."

"Achchi jindagi Guzaarne ke 2 Tareeke hain......
1- Jo pasand hai use haasil kar lo.....
                       ya phir
2- Jo haasil hai use pasand kar lo.
"Duaon me shaamil ho is tarah,
  Phoolon me hoti hai Khushbu jis tarah.
  Khuda aapki jindgi me itni khushiyan de,
 Dharti par hoti hai baarish jis tarah."

"AIM in life should be 54321
confused??
5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute children
1- One sweet wife" 

"lucky people get opportunities,
  brave people create opportunities,
  but winners are those who convert their problems into opportunities.."

"true friendship never fades with time,
  it bcomes more more tasteful, like old wine.
  only a friend can understand d unsaid words
  and convert the rolling tears into smile."

"Sharing pain will reduce it.
  Sharing happiness will increase it.
  So Pain or Gain, share it,
  especially with 1 who cares 4 u."

"Full stop is not an end because we can write a new sentence after it.
  Same way in life, failure is not the real end but, it can be the real begining of success."

"we live in a funny nation,
where pizza reaches home faster than ambulance or police.
where u wll get car loan at 8%,but education loan at 12%, joke but true."

Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.




* You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.


* When everything else is lost, the future still remains.


* Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war.


* The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.


* If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.


* If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.


* Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.


* You won't get a second chance to make the first impression.


* Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.


* Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.


* If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.


* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.


* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


* Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything


* There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do,


and those who do and never think.


* Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.


* All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.


* Change your thoughts and you change your world.


* Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.


* There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise and those who don't take it.


* The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.


* Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.


* Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship.. ...


Have a great life and may god bless you all

"When God Pushes U 2 the Edge of difficulty, Trust him Fully....

Because only 2 things can happen Either he will catch u when u fall,

or he will teach u how to fly..."

"Some time in our life, we think we dont need anyone.
  But some times we won't have anyone when we need
  so have the best one always with you."


"Imagine, a race between Love and Friendship.
  Who will win?
  Ans: none
  You know why?
  B'coz f'ship always Compromises n Love always Sacrifices.

"mohabbat na samajh hoti hai, samjhana zaroori hai
jo dil mein hai use aankhon se kehalwana zaroori hai
usoolon par jo aanch aaye to takrana zaroori hai
jo zinda hai to fir zinda nazar aana bhi zaroori hai
mohabbat mein kashish rakhne ko sharmana zaroori hai
bohot bebaak aankhon mein talluq tik nahin sakta
mohabbat mein kashish rakhne ko sharmana zaroori hai
saleeqa hi nahi shayad use mehsoos karne ka
jo kehte hai gar khuda hai to nazar aana bhi zaroori hai""KHWABON KO HAKIKAT ME BADAL KAR TO DEKH
PINJRE KI SALAAKHON ME HAI UDNE KI RAH BHI
GULAAMI KO BAGAAWAT ME BADAL KAR TO DEKH
KHUD-B-KHUD HAL HONGI ZINDGI KI MUSHKILEN
BAS KHAMOSHI KO SAWALON ME BADAL KAR TO DEKH""Hathon ki lakiron main kismat hoti hai,
Milna aur bhul jana logo ki fitrat hoti hai,
Bikharta to har koi hai dard me,
Magar gum bhulana insaan ki jarurat hoti hai.""Tum jo hansti ho main bhi khush hota hoon
tumhare gam mein main bhi hamesha rota hoon
diya hai yeh haq kiya hai pyaar tumne
ya kiya hai mujh par gazab ka adhikar tumne!"

"The Four hardest Tasks Are: To return love for hate;
To include the Excluded;
To Forgive Without Apology;
and to be able to say, "I WAS WRONG"

"Badi koshish k baad use bhula diya hamne,
uski yadon ko sine se mita diya,
ek din fir uska sms aaya,
likha tha bhul jao mujhe aur bhula hua har ek lamha fir seyaad dila diya"

"Nikalta chand sabko psnd hota hai,
Dubta suraj Kaun dekhta hai,
Tut ta hua tara sbki dua isliye puri karta hai,
Qki use tutne ka dard malum hota hai"

"Pyar karna zara hame bhi sikhao,
  Dil k kisi kone me hame bhi bithao,
  Hum aapke dil me hain ki nahi,
  Zubaan se na sahi sms se to batao."

"Door rah kar karib rahne ki aadat hai
  Yaad bankar aankhon se bahne ki aadat hai,
  Karib na hote hue bhi karib paoge
  Mujhe ehsas bankar rahne ki Aadat hai"

"Yaadon me na dhundho hame,Dil me hum bas jayenge.
  Tamanna ho agar milne ki, to haath rakho Dil pe, HUM Dhadkano me mil jayenge."Kv"

"wo waqt wo lamhe ajib honge, Dunia me hum sabse KHUSNASIB honge
 dur se itna yaad karte hain aapko, kya hoga jab aap hamare karib honge"

"TRUE LOVE means :
 to feel sm1 in every heartbeat, to find sm1 in every thought,
 to see sm1 with closed eyes n 2 miss sm1 without reason"
"Aisa lag raha hai ki kuch hone jaa raha hai,
  koi meethe sapno me khone jaa raha hai,
  dheemi kar de roshni apni ae chand,
  ye khas dost mera ab sone jaa raha hai"

"Hum ne aapko paigam bheja hai,
Sitaron ne asman se salaam bheja hai,
31/12/09 ki raat me aap ho jayenge busy,
isiliye "Happy New Year" advance bheja hai."

"Happy New Year" thoda late hai na
  kya karun aur bhi young,smart aur intelligent logon ko
 wish karna tha,socha buzurgon se baad me nipat lenge"


"Dhanlaxmi,Dhanyalaxmi,Dhairyalaxmi,ShouryaLaxmi,VidyaLaxmi
KaryaLaxmi,VijayLaxmi,RajLaxmi may all the AstaLaxmi Shower blessings on u n ur family"

"Laxmiji ka hath ho, Saraswati ji ka sath ho,
Ganesh ji ka niwas ho, is diwali apke jiwan me prakash hi prakash ho"

"A good friend is one who advises u not to fight.
  but a best frnd is one who stands out with u n says
"maa .... de saale ki ,maar behan ke.... ko main hoon na"